0. George Harrison should've written more songs for the Beatles...when he was good, he was so beautiful...I mean, "Something".

09. Music journalists should find a middle ground and stop either adoring or detesting musicians.

08. Frank Zappa should've become an American president.

07. The Strokes should do a duet with Ashanti (it just feels right).

06. Celine Dion should stop talking altogether when in public.

05. Tupac, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, it should've been.

04. Jennifer Lopez should stop calling her music 'latino' as it is merely pop music, the latino bit is just a way of sounding more exciting and attracting the latin crowds.

03. Bryan Adams and Ronan Keating should suddenly be able to write creative, exhilirating songs to match those fantastic voices, they are being wasted.

02. Nick Valensi should belly dance a la Shakira during Strokes concerts.

01. Bon Jovi and Texas should quit and emancipate the world from their embarrassing relentless music that serves absolutely no purpose...PLEASE!