Man Man
Six Demon Bag

Ace Fu
2006
B+
Reviewed by: Derek Miller
Reviewed on: 2006-02-21



Posted 02/21/2006 - 07:33:12 AM by citycalmdown:
 This is truly the worst review of Six Demon Bag yet. Worse than Pitchfork's, and yes, even worse than the one at Cokemachineglow's. What a load of nonsensical bullshit. Why don't you actually give us some real comments about the music instead of coming up with these little descriptions of the songs that you think sound cool? Stylus has become unreadable. PS: This album is not better than Blue Turban.
 
Posted 02/21/2006 - 05:37:43 PM by raskolnikov:
 "They’ve pulled their teeth and thrown them at the bars, plink, plunk, and pink plop." Congratulations. This sentence is the worst I will read this year. Also your awkward use of alliteration in the dismally overstated phrase "tribalistic troubadour" is really nice. Plus you really went out on a limb referencing Tom Waits, Captain Beefheart, and Frank Zappa in conjunction with Man Man. That trio has only been cited in every review ever written about this band.
 
Posted 02/21/2006 - 10:15:57 PM by :
 You know I wouldn`t be so hasty to condemn this review. He`s higgledy piggledly flatulating the plastic moans of a band that are too chewy, tough as an ox`s steak, like vinyl jerky, and for me, never having heard Man Man, I now have a peahen`s idea of how to ignore the male`s proud display. If it`s a little fumbly over the touch-type and too snakey through a rat-infested gopher`s hole for you, then I suggest re-configuring your facial features until the blocks all fall into place. When the going gets extrapolated, the extrapolees turn problematic & that`s how I like it.