William B. Swygart
Singles Jukebox Editor


william B. Swygart was born on the 29th July 1983 in the lovely surroundings of the maternity unit of Dulwich Hospital in South London. Apparently it doesn't exist anymore, but never mind. He currently fluctuates between Croydon and Leeds, either being an office temp, a student, or a no-good lazy assed so-and-so. He used to write Stylus' weekly rundown of the UK Top 40 singles chart till Radio 1 decided the top 40 would be better served by being excruciatingly unlistenable catwank, so now he contents himself with editing the UK Singles Jukebox and writing articles that involve just that tiny bit more swearing than is strictly necessary, along with doing 'Home Taping's Killing Music' for The Stycast every fortnight. He enjoys the element of surprise, but he possesses it an awful lot less often than he thinks he does, and has been known to get somewhat enthusiastic about The Delgados, The Futureheads and Girls Aloud. Sometimes, he gets a bit worrying.

All Time Top 10

The First Ten Songs That His MP3 Player Has Loaded Whilst Writing This
Mania - Close
Fun Boy Three - Our Lips Are Sealed
A Tribe Called Quest - Can I Kick It?
Squirrel Nut Zippers - Put A Lid On It
Lush - Tralala
Embrace - Save Me
Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster - Presidential Wave
JC Chasez - If You Were My Girl
The Smiths - Handsome Devil
Dufus - Wee Ma Moo

Reviews
Annie - AnniemalBearsuit - Cat Spectacular!Laura Cantrell - Humming By The Flowered VineThe Delgados - Universal AudioDogs Die In Hot Cars - Please Describe YourselfDressy Bessy - Little Music: Singles 1997-2002The Futureheads - The FutureheadsGirls Aloud - What Will The Neighbours Say?

Features
1-0 1-0 Ha Ha HaThe Singles Jukebox
56 Varieties of ACE: The 3rd Annual UK Corral Q...Article
A Big Historical Moment Of HistoryThe Singles Jukebox
A Million Indie Clubs Can’t Be Wrong…The Singles Jukebox
A Triumph For Twigs And Owls EverywhereThe Singles Jukebox
Angelica - The End Of A Beautiful Career/The Se...On Second Thought
Associated RediffusionYouTube / ITube / WeTube
Better Than HelsinkiThe Singles Jukebox
Blazin' Squad: 10 Members, 0 ClueThe Singles Jukebox
British Sea Power - Bigger Than Jesus (Jones)The Singles Jukebox
Britney Gets Beasted By AdolescentsThe Singles Jukebox
Chic: Le FreakSeconds
Contriiiiiition!The Singles Jukebox
Delta Goodrem Is The GayThe Singles Jukebox
Dim Gash: The All New Top of the PopsPop Playground
Ding Dong, The Wes Is Dead!The Singles Jukebox
Dogs Die In Hot Cars Save ChristmasThe Singles Jukebox
DulltasticThe Singles Jukebox
Embrace! Unbelievable!The Singles Jukebox
Eminem: "I'm Quite Good, Me"The Singles Jukebox
Entertaining Mr. GubbaThe Singles Jukebox
Erick Sermon From The Half-Way LineThe Singles Jukebox
Everybody Come DownThe Singles Jukebox
Flying SoloThe Singles Jukebox
Fuck The Fucking Lot Of YouThe Singles Jukebox
Fuckin' 'Ell, It's Thea GilmoreThe Singles Jukebox
Golf (feat. Karen Parry)The Singles Jukebox
HA! Your Sass Is As Nothing Compared With My Ha...The Singles Jukebox
Hmmphty DmmphtyThe Singles Jukebox
Hooray For Old PeopleThe Singles Jukebox
I Am Very Very HappyThe Singles Jukebox
I Dislike Big ButtsThe Singles Jukebox
I have two Sigur Ros albums, you knowThe Singles Jukebox
I Like It, I Like It...The Singles Jukebox
I! Have A Chart-O!The Singles Jukebox
INDIEGEDDON!The Singles Jukebox
It LIVES!The Singles Jukebox
It Takes A Worried Man To Sing The Worried SongThe Singles Jukebox
It's Got To Be-ee-ee-ee-ee...The Singles Jukebox
It's Not A Matter of Life or DeathThe Singles Jukebox
Jurgen Vries vs. My Colon - Who Wins?The Singles Jukebox
KaitO UKOn Second Thought
Kanye West Comedy JamThe Singles Jukebox
Katie Griffiths We Wuv UThe Singles Jukebox
Land Of Foregone ConclusionThe Singles Jukebox
Laura CantrellOn Second Thought
Lawnt BowlioThe Singles Jukebox
Lemar Got Soul, Sned Got KickingThe Singles Jukebox
Mercury Rising: The Mercury Prize 2003Article
Mousse "Interesting" TThe Singles Jukebox
Mr. Swygart’s Favorite Things of 2006Article
Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Smell of F***The Singles Jukebox
New Balls, PLEASE!The Singles Jukebox
No, Honest, I'm Not EmoThe Singles Jukebox
Not In The Top Three RingtonesThe Singles Jukebox
Number Forty Is GayThe Singles Jukebox
Pissing On Your Spandex, MommaThe Singles Jukebox
Prolapse - The Italian FlagOn Second Thought
Prydz Will Eat ItselfThe Singles Jukebox
Puerto Rico Ha Ha HaThe Singles Jukebox
R. Kelly vs. Some Goths: Who Wins?The Singles Jukebox
Rock vs. Baked PotatoThe Singles Jukebox
Rugby Union Is ShitThe Singles Jukebox
Saw The Future, It Was ShitThe Singles Jukebox
Sing-Sing - The Joy Of Sing-SingOn Second Thought
Sitcom Top TwentyThe Singles Jukebox
Some Man Moans At WomenThe Singles Jukebox
Some Marionettes Have A Ruck Outside An Off-Lic...The Singles Jukebox
Some Maudlin Shite vs. Some Other Maudlin Shite...The Singles Jukebox
Sorry About AngelicaThe Singles Jukebox
Start As You Mean To Go OnThe Singles Jukebox
Swygart Goes SoloThe Singles Jukebox
Thank God - My Dad Has Gone To IrelandThe Singles Jukebox
That Doesn’t Mean You’re Lazarus Yet, BoyThe Singles Jukebox
The F*CK?: Live In LeedsThe Singles Jukebox
The Empire Gets Utterly Fucking HAMMEREDThe Singles Jukebox
The Fantasy Island Dizzy Revival Starts HereThe Singles Jukebox
The Furries Vs. The Man - Let Battle Recommence...The Singles Jukebox
The Neptunes Knocked Over Your BinsThe Singles Jukebox
The UK Corral Goes LiveThe Singles Jukebox
The Way We WereThe Singles Jukebox
This Valentine’s, Say It With WankersThe Singles Jukebox
Tinkle-House - House Of Tinkle!The Singles Jukebox
Top Ten Reasons Why "Beverly Hills" Isn’t The...Staff Top 10
Top Ten Things About "Rasputin" By Boney MStaff Top 10
Turkey 'n Stuffin' n' ShitThe Singles Jukebox
TWO-GOAL RORY DELAP!!!The Singles Jukebox
We Are Blue And We Are BlindThe Singles Jukebox
We Love You Yeovil, We DoThe Singles Jukebox
Wet Wet Wet Are Back. Why?The Singles Jukebox
We’re All Dead Austro-Hungarians NowThe Singles Jukebox
When Realness FailsYouTube / ITube / WeTube
Who Got Room Keys?The Singles Jukebox
William B. Swygart’s Top 10 #10 Singles of th...Article
William Swygart Is UnwellThe Singles Jukebox
William Swygart’s Top Singles of 2003Article
You Are Fatman ScoopThe Singles Jukebox
 
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