IF YOU ARE READING THIS AND NOT LISTENING TO ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA, YOU ARE MISSING OUT ON SOMETHING TRULY WONDERFUL; PHONE YOUR LOCAL CLASSIC ROCK STATION AND DEMAND THEY PLAY “TURN TO STONE” FOR THE ENTIRETY OF TODAY’S FOUR-HOUR COMMUTER ROCK BLOCK, REAP THE FRUITS OF P2P, OR EVEN GO TO YOUR LOCAL COCONUTS OR SAM GOODY AND PURCHASE (STEAL) A GREATEST HITS COMPILATION OF THE BAND. IF YOU ARE APPREHENDED, SCREAM “IT’S RAAAAINING, ALL OVER THE WORRRRRRLD” INTO THE OFFICER’S FACE. TRY TO WRIGGLE OUT OF YOUR CLOTHING, IT’S EASIER TO ESCAPE. THANK YOU AND ENJOY